Here’s a little quiz I created, strictly for amusement. This is for the girls. If any boy wants to take this quiz, just callit the Buffy Girl Quiz and change the choices to Buffy, Willow, Cordelia, Faith and Jenny.
The Buffy Boy Quiz
1. LOOKS. The business directly across from yours is up for sale and about to get a new owner. When he comes in, you will have a clear, all day visual of him through the front window on an almost constant basis. You will never interact with him, you will only have the chance to look at him repeatedly every day for the next ten or twenty years. The following characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are all applying for the job. Who do you hope gets it, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
2. PERSONALITY. You may choose to have any of the following characters from Buffy as a guest in your house for an entire week. You will get to hang out with him, show him the sights, have fun….but having sex does not enter into this at all. Which guy would you like as your non-sexual companion for a week, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
3. SEX. Okay, now you get to have sex with one of them. You are a contestant on a Japanese TV game show and you win the grand prize of one night of unbridled passion with your favorite TV character. You get to pick from the Buffy boys. Who do you choose, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
4. THE LONG HAUL. Arranged marriages come back into style. You must marry one of the Buffy boys and live with him as your husband for at least the next thirty years. Who do you choose, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
Have fun!
Well, of course, let me start off with my own answers.
1. LOOKS. The business directly across from yours is up for sale and about to get a new owner. When he comes in, you will have a clear, all day visual of him through the front window on an almost constant basis. You will never interact with him, you will only have the chance to look at him repeatedly every day for the next ten or twenty years. The following characters from Buffy the Vampire Slayer are all applying for the job. Who do you hope gets it, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
I choose a. Xander. He’s just too damn cute. Very easy on the eyes. Angel of course has a kind of smoky sexy charm, and Spike’s looks are so sharp and intriguing, but over a long period of time, I think I would grown tired of both of them and their classically handsome facades. With Xander, I could always hope to see that smile. Yep, Xander.
2. PERSONALITY. You may choose to have any of the following characters from Buffy as a guest in your house for an entire week. You will get to hang out with him, show him the sights, have fun….but having sex does not enter into this at all. Which guy would you like as your non-sexual companion for a week, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
I choose d. Oz. He’s a musician. He always says really cool things. He’s very laid back. I think anything I suggested, he would be perfectly fine with it. I like to think we would connect on a lot of different levels.
3. SEX. Okay, now you get to have sex with one of them. You are a contestant on a Japanese TV game show and you win the grand prize of one night of unbridled passion with your favorite TV character. You get to pick from the Buffy boys. Who do you choose, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
I choose c. Angel. We already know that he can be a very tender lover, and what a great bod! I think he would be great in the sack. Xander and Oz are too immature, and Spike is simply too intense and not very safe. And I have other plans for Giles. J
4. THE LONG HAUL. Arranged marriages come back into style. You must marry one of the Buffy boys and live with him as your husband for at least the next thirty years. Who do you choose, and why?
a. Xander
b. Giles
c. Angel
d. Oz
e. Spike
Okay, now I choose Giles. He’s a long haul kind of guy. He’s very smart, and considerate, and overall much more“mellow” than any of the others, making him easy to live with, I think he would have the characteristics I am looking for in a long term partner. No crazy stuff! Just a lot of dependability, stability and a love of books! I could easily see myself with Giles. He’s my Poindexter!
Yeah, but Giles is like, 30 years older than me, so I couldn’t pick him for that one!
1. Tie between Spike and Oz. On the one hand, Oz is Seth Green and Seth Green is always hot. But I am a major Spike fangirl, I must admit.
2. Xander. He’s the funniest, least violent, least moody, and least taciturn. It’d be hard to get the others to talk. Not to mention I’d have to change my sleeping schedule to show around Angel or Spike. lol
3. Oz. Maily for the sheer fact that he has been around the least, is least likely to be diseased. And he’s hot, so that’s a plus! 😉
4. This is a hard one cause they’ve all got pretty serious downfalls…but I’d have to go with Oz, even if he is a bit quiet and warewolfy. 😉