MAGGOTY BREAD

One of the best movie quotes of all time, spoken by a disgruntler orc in The Two Towers:

“I’m starving! We ain’t had nothin’ to eat but maggoty bread for three stinkin’ days!”

I may be a little off on the exact wording, and some LOTR freak can set me straight, but I think I have at least captured the spirit of the quote.

By the way, do you all know that in The Return of the King, Peter Jackson the director is a pirate who gets shot through the heart by one of Legolas’ arrows?

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5 Responses to MAGGOTY BREAD

  1. aravis_1382 says:

    NO! I aven’t finished watching the extended edition yet! πŸ™ :'(

    Well, you got it right, except that “I’m starving!” Isn’t in there. Just “We ain’t had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for THREE STINKING DAYS!”

    • I beg to differ! I was watchingthe Two Towers the other day, and I think you do hear “I’m starving!” directly before the line. It may have been said by a different orc, but I’m pretty sure it’s there. Though I should know better than to challenge you on LOTR trivia! If you are ever on Jeopardy, I hope this is one of your categories!

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