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I OWN A RED CAR

I got a new car. It is red. It has a CD player. It is The Little Red Music Mobile. Hooray!

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THE VOICE OF TRUTH

But the voice of truth tells me a different story. And the voice of truth says “Do not be afraid.” And the voice of truth says “This is for My glory.” Out of all the voices calling out to me … Continue reading

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The other day I was having random thoughts and I came up with a question which I would like to pose to any ladies who may care to answer (or any gay guys who may be out there!) Here it … Continue reading

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CHRISTMAS TIME IS ALMOST HERE…

The other day I was in church and the bell choir performed—you know, where there are about a dozen people standing in line, wearing black velvet gloves and each holding a different golden bell, and everybody rings their bell at … Continue reading

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GREAT MOVIE QUOTE

“I don’t want to meet somebody who shares my interests. I hate my interests!” Steve Buscemi as Seymour in Ghost World

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ANOTHER GREAT MOVIE QUOTE

“Ever since mankind came down from the trees, he has sought the elusive formula to put bubbles is his beer.” —Preston Preston, unscrupulous businessman Yahoo Serious’ Young Einstein

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GREAT MOVIE QUOTE

One of my all-time favorite movie quotes: “Mos Eisley Spaceport…you will never find a more wretched hive of SCUM and VILLANY.” —ObiWan Kenobi, Jedi Knight Star Wars

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TOOTING MY OWN HORN

I am now officially The Coolest Mom Ever! I bought a giant movie poster of Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and am getting ready to frame it and hang it in the hallway going upstairs. Even Joey agreed this … Continue reading

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NOT TRUE, BUT FUNNY

“Salad is not food…but it means food is coming.”

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HEY HEY WE’RE THE MONKEES!

I’ve just watched this movie called “Daydream Believers” which is all about how the Monkees musical group/tv show came about in the 60’s. This is my life, man! I was there! I was their biggest fan! Well, one of the … Continue reading

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