A DAY IN THE LIFE OF OUR HOUSE

I stayed home from work today, partly because my stomach was feeling bad, but also because I was well overdue for a “mental health day” break from my job. It was a relaxing day and I got a lot done going through papers and filing and organizing. I feel better now.

Being home during the day when I’m not usually home, I got to experience things I don’t usually experience. Like watching The Today Show in the morning, and Palladia in the afternoon. And hearing the ice dropping in the ice machine in the kitchen. And seeing the cats playing with their toys. When they’re not napping in the sunshine on the bed in the front room, that is.

Today I also heard what sounded like a GIANT and very FAST plane passing overhead in the middle of the afternoon. It was so intense, I ran outside and saw some of the neighbors had also come out to see what was going on. If I didn’t know better, I would have said The Blue Angels were back in town. Was this an odd event…or does this incredible noise and sensation pass over the house every weekday, and I’m just not here to experience it?

In the afternoon there was a torrential rainstorm, with the wind blowing the rain at a 45 degree angle, and the rain “running” down the street, if you know what I mean. Thunder, lightning, wind, the whole nine yards. And 20 minutes later, it was all over. Made me feel like I was back in Florida.

Sometimes when I am at work and it is raining, I wonder if it’s also raining back at the house, and if so, what must that be like. Well, now I know.

Then Russ came in from work, and the cats start begging for their dinner, and there’s our dinner to cook, and TV to watch, and computer to catch up on. But it was good being home today. I wish I could do it more often.

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ISLAND OF TERROR!!!!!

WHAT—you may well ask—is THIS????

Well, I have the answer. In fact, it is an answer I have been seeking most of my adult life. This is a Silicate. Or a silicate creature, or silicate monster. I’m not exactly sure what to call it. But I do feel pretty sure that I’ve seen it before.

My story begins when I was a wee child (well, probably about eight years old), and one fine Saturday afternoon at my Aunt Lillian’s house, all of my somewhat older cousins were heading out to the movies to see a HORROR film, and I did not want to be left out of the fun, so (the way I remember it) I begged and begged to be able to go see this movie with the older kids, and for some reason my parents allowed me—ME, the scaredy-cat wimp who became unbearably anxious about the strange woman known as “Tooth Fairy” coming into my room and messing around under my pillow while I was sleeping—yes, they allowed me to go to my first horror film, and…I tell you…IT SCARED THE LIVING***HECK*** OUT OF ME!

This was the first time I remember being truly scared. At least, it is among my strongest memories from my childhood. Of course, despite how strong the memory of the FEELING of being scared has always been, over time, the details have grown fuzzy. What was that movie that scared me so much? What was the title? What was it about?

All I could remember was some dead guy lying on a table that seemed terribly disfigured, and some kind of creature that was full of chicken noodle soup. Russ is always very good about helping me unearth historical incidents of popular culture, and we have uncovered quite a few mysteries together. Well, one day several weeks ago we were talking again about my childhood memory, and he went online and found this picture. At the same time, I was uncovering a movie still of the dead guy on the table with the disfigured face (I will spare you that image) and all at once I had my answer:

ISLAND OF TERROR!!!!!!

Also known as “Night of the Silicates” when they showed it in Great Britain. 1966. Peter Cushing. Radioactive creatures that suck the bones out of people’s bodies. If you go to YouTube you can see clips, including the one particularly graphic scene (look for: “extended unrated”) of a creature grabbing Peter Cushing’s arm and another guy taking an axe and (inexplicably) chopping off his hand (rather than chopping away at the Silicate creature), with blood squirting out everywhere. Oh yes. Pretty strong stuff for the mid-sixties.

Ahhh…

Well, it feels good to finally have all that cleared up. I’m contemplating buying a DVD of the movie so I can watch it again, and share it with Russ, who somehow missed this particular gem. I wonder how I would find it, after all these years. Would it still seem scary…or just hokey?

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I’m posting this from my phone, because I can. I’m on my lunchbreak at work, and while this takes a lot longer than at aregular computer, it can be done. Can’t imagine I would ever have anything zo important to say that I would have to post it from my phone. Just wanted to prove to myself that I could.

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WHAT HOLIDAY?

Tomorrow is Memorial Day. A holiday. But I have to work. Which leads to the question…”What holiday?” I know I should have more patriotic spirit, but basically, my definition of a holiday is that it is a special day, a DIFFERENT kind of day. A day when I don’t have to work. If I don’t have to work, then I will have the time to contemplate what else is so special about this day, what’ its significance might be. As it is, I will only have time for the stuff I usually have time for on a Monday. Tomorrow is just another day for me, as far as I’m concerned.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD!

Today is my dad’s birthday. He is probably the most frugal person I know…which makes it difficult to buy him a gift. He hates to spend money, and will always seek out the greatest bargain, whether it’s a good price on a used car or buying his shirts from the thrift store. But even worse, he hates to see anyone ELSE spend money — especially on him! His first impulse on receiving a gift is to give it back — not because he doesn’t like it or want it, but because he would rather see the GIVER have the benefit. Or even better, he would rather see the giver return the gift and get their money back, so they can put that money in their own savings account!!!

In that way, I guess you could say my dad is unselfish. In fact, when I think about it, being unselfish is probably one of his outstanding personality traits. Everything he’s ever done has been for the good of his family. We may not have all always agreed with his philosophies or actions, but there can be no doubt that his intention has always been to keep his family as safe, secure and happy as possible.

With all this in mind, one of my birthday gifts to my dad this year will be the following Walk Dowm Memory Lane. So, enjoy, Dad! It’s safe, secure and happy…and completely FREE!!!


I was the firstborn. (Love that wallpaper!)


And I was brought up right.


But there was still lots of time for fun.


And even more fun. This was a family vacation to Florida, before we moved here.


Here are a bunch of us.


And another bunch.


I think one of my dad’s greatest joys has been being a “dzydzyie.”


Man’s best friend.


Hard worker deserves a rest.

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LEE WINS IT!!!

Well, Lee has won, as I predicted. But I want to take back something I said last night. Last night I said that Crystal SHOULD win. The more I think about it, though, I think really Lee should have won (as he did.) I like Crystal, I really like her voice and her whole image/persona thing she’s got going on, but the contest is called “American Idol.” It’s about finding the young artist who is most representative of what the American public is looking for in their entertainment. Crystal is really cool, but she’s a little offbeat. Lee has much more mainstream potential, I think. To me he has that whole Billy Joel/Bruce Springsteen thing going on. And if that’s not American, what is?

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AMERICAN IDOL

At the moment I’m sort of watching American Idol. I’ve been watching it for most of this season, and now we’re down to the final two, Crystal or Lee, the winner about to be decided in about an hour from now. Just for the record I want to say: I like them both. I believe they will both have great careers. As for who’s going to win it tonight? That’s a tough one, but no matter what happens, I won’t be surprised.

However, if I had to choose, I would say Crystal SHOULD win it, but Lee probably WILL win it. Because all the little girls who were voting for Casey last week will gravitate towards Lee as the next American Idol “hunk” (he really is very cute, after all) and the “teenybopper” vote will go to Lee.

Now, I could be completely wrong. But as I say, either way, it’s all good.

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FLOOR MODELS

This is the piece of furniture that is going to be delivered to our house tomorrow afternoon. This is, in fact, the VERY piece of furniture. We are accepting delivery of the floor model.

You see, about a month ago, Russ and I purchased a new bedroom set from a local furniture store. At the time, we were under the impression that all our pieces would be coming from the factory—BRAND NEW furniture. What we didn’t realize at the time (and neither, apparently, did the furniture store) was that the media chest we paid for was discontinued, and they were not able to order another. But rather than calling and telling us, the furniture store took it upon themselves to simply deliver their floor model instead.

Which is not right, of course, because we PAID for brand new direct from the factory furniture. Not a floor model. If they had called and explained the situation, and offered to knock down the price a little, we may have been in agreement. What we were NOT in agreement with was their attempt to pass off a floor model as new furniture without ever bothering to tell us.

But all that is beside the point, because this particular media chest has its own issues, even for a floor model. I don’t know who put this thing together, but a kindergarten class with Playskool tools could have done a better job of screwing on the back of the unit. Here’s a detail of the media chest we paid full price for:

We are completely baffled about how they ever thought we might find this in the slightest way acceptable. We discovered the flaw within an hour of delivery, called them, and they promised to order us a new piece.

It was while we were waiting for the new media chest to come in that we discovered this model had been discontinued. So we compared the pictures we had taken in the store to the piece of furniture in our bedroom and realized by several distinctive markings that we had been sold the floor model.

When the store finally called to say they had the replacement, we were curious to see how they intended to replace a piece of furniture that is discontinued and wanted to see it before it was delivered. What we saw was another example of the same model that had a completely different set of problems. Though the owner of the store promised that this piece was brand new and he had just taken out of the crate that very morning, there was a tear in the backboard, a sticker had been torn off the back (the sticker which, on all our other furniture, tells the manufacture date) and the entire backing was…discolored, in a way which indicated to me either dirt or MOLD.

Obviously this media chest was no more acceptable that the first one, and we let them know. Then, this past Saturday, we went back to the store and decided, instead, upon this NEW media chest, an updated model (the one pictured above). Which, by the way, sells for $250 more than the chest we originally ordered. But due to all the crazy circumstances surrounding this sale, we were able to settle upon this deal: this time, we would take the floor model (which has been on their floor less than a month, and we inspected it and found it to be clean and in good repair)as an even exchange for the defective furniture which is still in our bedroom at this very moment.

Everyone seems to be happy with this arrangement. Without having to plunk down any more money, we are getitng a better media chest with more storage space, and the store can at last put this messy situation behind them.

In my opinion, the salesperson and/or owner at this particular store behaved very unprofessionally during most of this ordeal, but at least in the end they finally found a way to make us happy. We probably will never buy furniture from them again, though. At this point, we pretty much trust them about as far as we could throw this media chest.

So here’s hoping everything goes well tomorrow.

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WALMART

Just came back from WalMart. They’re remodeling, and most of the changes are pretty good. Of course, it’s confusing at the moment, not knowing where everything is, but I’m sure I’ll very quickly be able to adjust to the new locations of all my regular items. For the moment, though, I kinda think it would be a good idea if they printed MAPS and had them available in the front of the store for confused shoppers. At least for a little while.

As I said, most changes are good, but I do have a major problem with this: I think the skinniest aisle in the store must be the new cat food aisle. It’s one-way traffic only. If you go in on the left and someone else comes in from the right, there’s going to be a standoff. What traffic engineering genius dreamed that up?? Someone is going to have to back up and get out of the other person’s way. Luckily, all the people who find themselves in this situation will be cat-lovers, so they’ll all be nice people, and I’m sure they’ll all be more than willing to work with each other. But why should they have to?

Another issue: where are all the freakin’ price-checker thingies?? I used to know where all of them were, but now I can only find one!!! They should include this information on the map.

Okay, one more thing, then I’m done sounding off about WalMart: in the Health and Beauty section, they’ve added long shelves of products going right down the center of the middle aisle. Right down the middle of the “traffic lane.” So everybody passing behind on their way to Gardening or Office Supplies can see what kind of toothpaste you’re choosing.

Which would not be too bad…if it was only toothpaste. But they’ve put all of the highly “personal” products on this main thoroughfare: pregnancy tests, yeast infection remedies, CONDOMS!! What the heck!!! Don’t you think there are probably quite a number of people who don’t want to stand out in the dead center aisle of WalMart having all their fellow shoppers seeing what kind of condoms they’re buying? Or that they’re considering which brand of pregnancy test to use?? Again, I feel like maybe the people who are making these design decisions are a bunch of “suits” who probably don’t ever actually SHOP in WalMart.

But that’s always the case, isn’t it? At least that’s always been my experience in any job I’ve ever had. All the big bosses get together and make decisions on how the “little people” in the organization should do things, without ever actually conferring with those “little people.” They think because they have the POWER they automatically KNOW BEST. Well, they don’t.

huh…

I guess I ended up talking about a lot more than WalMart here, didn’t I?

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THE BOOGIE REPORT

I should mention that Boogie seems to be doing better. He’s gone through two different antibiotics, and on the end of the last course, he began to show some improvement. At the same time, I had a brainstorm that maybe some kibble in addition to the steady diet of canned food would add enough fiber to help his poops to firm up. Well, it seems to have worked. Anyway, SOMETHING seems to have worked—either of the antibiotics, the kibble, the weekly B-12 shots, the anti-inflammatory shots, the probiotics…something is working. I feel good about how he is doing, and we are looking for more improvement as time goes on.

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