THE MOVIE BLANKET

Everybody knows that when you go to the movies, it is a good idea to bring a sweater in case the air conditioning is too cold. Years ago I developed a habit of bringing, instead of a movie sweater, a “movie blanket.” I kind of got out of the habit for a while, but I’m taking it up again, and finally it has occurred to me WHY a movie blanket makes so much sense.

Remember when you were a kid, and your parents would tuck you into bed under all your comfy blankets and you would say, “Tell me a story!” And if you were lucky, you would get a really good story to hlep you wind down before bedtime. Well, going to the movies is kind of like that for grown-up kids. You sit down facing the giant screen and say, basically, “Tell me a story!” And if you’re lucky, you get a really good story. So why not be cozied up with a nice blankie while you get your story? For a couple of hours all your troubles go away while you lose yourself in another world. It’s a comfort, an escape, even a mini-vacation. Why not do it up to the max?

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MARRIAGE PHILOSOPHY

Today I had a revelation, these words just came to be out of nowhere. It goes something like this: “Marriage is something that very many people attempt, but a great number of people do not do it CORRECTLY. I do not intend to attempt marriage again, unless I am reasonably sure I am doing it mostly correctly.” I’m not talking about looking for perfection in another person, because you will never find that. I just mean there are certain BASIC principles you should be sure are being adequately met so that you do not doom yourselves to failure before you even begin.

I could go on and on about these basic principles, in fact I could write a whole essay about this, and I may sometime, but at the moment I just wanted to say this much, and also to say that when all is said and done, I think it is better to be on your own than to be tied to someone who is going to give you a royal pain in the ass (pardon my French).

It comes down, I guess, to the age-old balance of privledges and responsibilities, pluses and minuses. There is good and bad in every situation. Figure out what’s important, and make sure the good outweighs the bad.

And also don’t stupidly gloss over important issues, glibly thinking like the bubblegum pop lyrics so eloquntly put it, “Love will keep us together.” Unless you are both standing together on a solid foundation, love is NOT going to keep you together; the storms of life will come, and one or the other or both of you is going to fall off if there is no solid ground underneath you.

This could be said for anything, I suppose, not just marriage.

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I FOUND…

Today I found…the saying I was looking for for 2005. You know how each year you say something catchy like, “The best I can be in 2003,” or “Going for more in 2004!” Well, at Faith Baptist, on my ride to work each day, now I see these words: “Christ is alive in 2005!” Amen!

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TODAY

Today, I remembered…the great movie Amadeus. Tom Hulce plays the maniacal Mozart to perfection! I really can’t remember seeing him in too many other movies, but he did this role so great. I should have it from the library in a few days.

Today I learned…that Calvary Chapel bookstore has a booth at the Pompano Flea Market. I’ve never seen it, basically because I don’t ever go to the PFM, but it’s nice to know it’s there if I ever need it.

Today I enjoyed…listening to the Pirates of the Carribean soundtrack very loud in the little red musicmobile with the windows down and the cool breeze blowing. THIS is why I stay in Florida.

Today I tried…the ROOMBA for the first time! It’s fantastic!

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MAGGOTY BREAD

One of the best movie quotes of all time, spoken by a disgruntler orc in The Two Towers:

“I’m starving! We ain’t had nothin’ to eat but maggoty bread for three stinkin’ days!”

I may be a little off on the exact wording, and some LOTR freak can set me straight, but I think I have at least captured the spirit of the quote.

By the way, do you all know that in The Return of the King, Peter Jackson the director is a pirate who gets shot through the heart by one of Legolas’ arrows?

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TODAY

Today I saw…a woman in the Wal Mart parking lot who was wearing her shirt inside out. She wasn’t a punk kid trying to make a revolutionary fashion statement. She was a middle aged woman wearing a white shirt with the black tags clearly on the outside, not the inside. Maybe she had tried on something in the fitting room and didn’t take the time to put herself back together properly. It was weird.

Today I learned…from the vet, that milk is one of the worst things you can give a cat, because it has too much magnesium. Then why do we always have this idea about giving milk to cats? Because they like it! The same way that human beings like chocolate eclairs, but they are not really the best thing for us to eat on a regular basis.

Today I thought…in a perfect world, Lemony Snicket would be real, and Daniel Handler just a bad dream. I tried to read a Daniel Handler novel, and was disappointed to find that it was little more than soft porn. He tried to be inventive, and some of the language was quite good (like Lemony Snicket’s) but as far as I got, it was really just a reasonably well-written dirty book. Lemony Snicket’s writing is so creative and unique, I found it disappointing that Daniel Handler would sink to the lowest common denominator. I expected more from him.

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GOOD FIND!

I just bought the widescreen 10th Anniversary Edition of the DVD of Edward Scissorhands! And for only $4.99!!!! All Johnny Depp fans welcome to come over and view it whenever you like!

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NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

I am not going to buy things JUST BECAUSE they come in an interesting container.

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UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

We just had an Unfortunate Event of Squee getting sick and having to take him to the vet, which cost $267 (yikes!), and he still does not seem up to par, though I think he is on the right path. We will have to be giving him medicine by an eyedropper in the mouth—and anyone who has ever had a cat knows they do NOT want to be held down and have medicine forced into their mouth. Oh, what fun!

Also, Boogins is being a real bastard and will not even talk to his buddy, he just growls and hisses at him because he brought the smell of the nasty vet place into the house. Not very nice!

Speaking of Unfortunate Events, we saw the movie yesterday, and it was very good, but I still say I was right in thinking no movie could ever be as good as the books. I think anyone who sees the movie will agree with me. Daniel Handler is a genius! But the movie very much captured the MOOD and the FEEL of the books, and they incorporated as much of the language into it as reasonably possible, but still —books better.

By the way, I am seriously on the hunt for THE LITTLEST ELF BOBBLE HEADS to put in the back window of my new car. If anybody finds out if they are available, please let me know!

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THE DEEP SIMPLICITY

I have rediscovered the music of Chris Rice. His CD is stuck in the Music Mobile and does not seem to want to come out. I am impressed by not only his music and voice, but especially his lyrics. For example, in the song Magic Wand, (which makes reference to a magician he saw when he was a kid) he rhymes “Now 23 Novembers later,” with “The prestidigitator.” Apparently a prestidigitator is someone who does “slight of hand” tricks. Who knew? He did. And now I do too. Perhaps I will try to use that word in conversation sometime. (Without sounding too ridiculous, I mean.)

Anyway, what I really want to talk about is this great lyric in which he says, “No time for splashing about in shallow theology; he just invited me out into the deep simplicity.” That’s so cool, because the song is about sailing and the ocean water and such, so the words splashing and shallow and deep make so much sense. But the realy beauty of it is “the deep simplicity.” Isn’t it that way? This reminds me of another quote I heard a long time ago and have never forgotten: “The small truth has words that are clear. The great truth has great silence.” Great truth, great silence…deep simplicity. I don’t know if anyone else makes that connection, but for me they are all the same thing.

Nuff said.

For now.

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