GET A LIFE!

As lives go, I know mine is not very interesting. However, despite this, I feel exceptionally content most of the time. My motto for this Journal is “I make myself rich by making my wants few” and I really go by that. Doesn’t take much to make me happy. If my life had a theme song it would be that hymn (I don’t know the name of it) that begins, “Tis the gift to be simple, tis the gift to be free…”

Well, anyway, that was before I started writing again.

Now, if anybody were to say to me, “Get a life!” I would immediately reply, “Thank you very much, I already have TWO.” I spend half my time in “the real world,” and half my time in Beatrice’s world. Not only that, but I am beginning to consider another little writing project, just for fun, in which case I would have THREE lives. But, actually, I think that is more than I can handle at the moment.

Still, if one must be burdened with the cares of life (or “lives,” as the case may be), there is no better dilemna to have than this one.

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MANCHILD

Here’s a quick question for all those who like to haggle about semantics. Mary and I are having a debate about the exact meaning of the word “manchild.” Is this a man that acts like a child? Or a child that acts like a man? The dictionary is no help, not even the on-line dictionaries. I guess the term is just too new. Any thoughts? I’m fairly certain I am right, and can use grammatical rules to back up my case, but I’m wondering what other people might be thinking.

I mean, if you like to think about such things as the true meanings of words.

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Just a thought: wouldn’t it be great to go live in another place where everybody talked English, but with a different accent than yours, so that when they heard you talking they would all think YOU had the coolest accent ever? You would just be talking normally like you always do, which is no big deal, but they would all be saying, “Oh, I love your accent!” That just occrred to me today, that it could be a lot of fun.

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Dreamy Latino

This is Nestor Torres, jazz flutist extroidanaire. Those lips, those eyes! He’s wearing a red shirt (for me) and is “lightly toasted” (for Mary). I’m not usually attracted to Latin men (the one major exception being Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite) but this guy gets to me. Maybe it’s because I’ve heard his music. Very sexy music! You young ladies may not necessarily agree, but I just thought I’d share him with whoever might be interested.

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COUPON NO MORE

Just a quick note to say that I have decided to give up couponing, because I just do not have time for it anymore, and it simply isn’t worth the trouble. It has been so liberating to be able to go to the store and buy whatever I need whenever I need it and not say, “Oh no, I can’t buy it now, I have to wait unitl I can come back with my coupons.” I wasted a lot of time clipping and sorting and looking at coupons. I just freed up tons of time for better things.

Also, we do not have TV in our house. Well, we have four TV sets, but we do not have cable, so basically you cannot look at broadcast TV at all. No American Idol, no Desperate Housewives, no game shows, no Weather Channel, etc. It’s pretty weird, I guess, but I really don’t miss it, and the kids tell me they don’t really miss it either. And the really weird part is that I have to wonder how I got anything done at all when I did have TV, because it can be so distracting. Oh wait! That’s right…I’m writing a novel. NOT distracted by TV (or coupons) and achieving a lifelong goal. Hmmm…pretty good tradeoff, if you ask me.

My User Info page quotes Henry David Thoreau: I make myself rich by making my wants few. Right now I feel so incredibly rich that I’m looking to see what is the next thing I can get rid of in my life so that I will have more time for what is really important.

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MOVIES!!!!!!

Awesome! Just went to Blockbuster and spent the gift certificate we got from Anna for Christmas (and had to add in some extra on Visa), but we got four—count ’em, four!—awesome movies:

1. Napoleon Dynomite
2. The Day After Tomorrow
3. Dodgeball
4. Dummy

I have really been in the mood to see Napoleon Dynomite lately, but I am also excited about Dummy, which is this great little film with Adrien Brody, who plays this really nerdy guy who lives at home and doesn’t have a job, and all he wants to do is ventriliquism. There are a lot of really weird characters, and it’s just an interesting story. And Adrien Brody is so adorable.

So, bye now! Going to watch movies!

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I CAN DO ANYTHING!!!

So here’s the thing: so far my novel is up to about 110,000 words and I haven’t lost any steam. I’m feeling so encouraged that I can actually do this, actually complete a work of fiction. This has always been a dream of mine, and now I am doing it.

So I started thinking…well, if I can do this, how about something else I’ve always wanted to do? Like finally lose all this extra weight? Success begets success, and the success I am having at writing is convincing me that I can also have success in losing weight. In the last week, with only trying a little, I have probably dropped around five pounds. It’s a start!

So I’m going for a double header: write a novel AND lose weight. I really mean it when I say “Success begets success.” I know I’m not explaining it right, but I think what I’m trying to say is BECAUSE I am writing a novel I now know that it is possible to lose weight. Sort of like, “If we can put a man on the moon…” then we can do anything else we put our minds to. That’s me. I am strong! I am invincible! I can do anything!

Wow! The power of self-confidence!

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ONE FOR THE RECORD BOOKS?

My 31 days were up on Tuesday, at which point I think I was somewhere around 85,000 words. I wrote a summary ending of the story in order to fulfill the Nano requirements. I will “flesh out” my ending at a later date, add details. In the meantime, I fully consider my Nano excperience has been a success.

The trouble is, I estimate I need another month writing approximately 3,000 words a day (my average thus far) in order to complete my story. But I am not tired yet, so I am going to do it. I’m wondering when the fatigue might set in, if ever.

I am also wondering if I might be one for the record books. In Chris Baty’s chapter about your 4th week, there is mention that only about a half dozen or so people have ever gone through to 50,000 words in one month in LONGHAND. Okay. So I’ve been writing in longhand, and I hit 50,000 words around day 22, and now I’m up to about 89,000. Does that make me one for the record books?

One of my main tenants about life is that no matter what, there is always somebody better off than you, and someone worse off than you. There is someone who does more, and someone who does less. Mathematically it makes sense that only one can be the best, and only one can be the worst, so everyone else by default has to be somewhere in the middle.

Only if I’m understanding what I read correctly, I have far surpassed anything anyone has ever done in Nano before. The one hitch is that it isn’t the official Nano month, so what I did is not being documented by Nano. I wonder if I will repeat this performance when I do my next novel in November. No idea yet what it might be about. Still have too much work to do on the current story.

Anyway, the point of all this is that I am feeling pretty good, pretty accomplished. I really believe that God has given me a gift, and that at long last the time has come to put it to good use. I wasted a lot of years. Nothing that can be done about that now. But from this point on, by the grace of God, I will write.

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I’M SO SMART!

I’m so smart! Well, really I’m not, because it took me so very long to figure out these things, but at least I did eventually figure them out. In the last several weeks, I have come up with some good “Writer’s Tricks” and I will share them with whoever might be interested, in case you find they could do any good.

1. NOTES. Notes are really important for me. I can’t keep it all in my head, so I have to write down a lot of notes before even getting started. The problem was that even though I could remember that I wrote something down, after a while I didn’t know if I wrote it down in my notes, or in my actual story, so I would have to go back and check. I came up with the idea of doing my notes in a different color ink than my story, this way there is a visual cue to remind me. It’s not foolproof, but I think it will work sometimes.

The best will be when I can finally get a laptop and start composing on a keyboard. Then there will be no chance of mixing up notes with actual text. Right now I’m at 68,000 words and still going strong, and it has recently occurred to me that at some point I am going to have to sit down and transfer all this into a computer. Uuuugh! My typing speed is currently about 60wpm, and I think by the end of this task, I should be up to 75 or 80. Lots of good practice!

2. LOCATION. Don’t get stuck only being able to write in one location. I used to always write sitting up in my bed, and if I wasn’t there, I wasn’t comfortable writing. Get used to writing in public places like Borders or the Broward County Courthouse, in the car under a streetlamp, standing at the corner of Hollywood and Vine. If your personal physical location is not a mental distraction to your writing, then you will be able to write just about anywhere. I don’t write at work, by the way, but I do take notes on little slips of paper throughout the day.

3. CALENDAR. I just came up with this one this morning, and I think it’s brilliant. All stories take place over a period of time, don’t they? My story is taking place over an entire calendar year, so I figured out that I should “plot” the events on an actual calendar. For instance, if it is important in your story that Fourth of July falls on a Sunday, and you also give your character a birthday on May 22, then you need to know that May 22 is a Saturday, not a Monday or a Thursday. Especially if you want your character to be doing something special for their birthday, and if they are at work on a Monday or Thursday, then it’s not very special, is it? Or, if need be, you can always change the date of your character’s birthday (which, of course you can’t do with the Fourth of July).

Not that anyone other than yourself will probably ever look into all this in such great detail, but you yourself will always know whether or not what you wrote makes sense, as far as a real calendar goes. I just picked up an old calendar from 2004 and started using it. I think it’s really going to be able to help me stay organized.

That’s enough for now. Writers, let me know what you think, and if you have any little “Writer’s Tricks” that help you keep your story going in the right direction.

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ONE THING THE INTERNET IS GOOD FOR

I have discovered something the internet is good for. I say that as if previously I was not aware of ANYTHING the internet is good for. That’s not so, but this is one very important function, at least as far as I’m concerned:

When you are writing, and you have to give your characters names, or have them work for a company, or go to a church, or anything like that which requires specific information, you can go online to see if what you are thinking of already exists. It would be awfully embarrassing to think you were making up something very original, only to then discover that everybody else in the world is fully aware of something that is already called that. For instance, I had to create a profitable business for my hero’s family to be in, so I came up with Griffith Financial Services. Sorry! Already taken, not once but twice. So I had to come up with something else, and decided to put them in Griffith Sportswear—NOT taken. And not only that, but it has added greater dimension to my characters, since now the dad is this real “tennis, anyone?” kind of guy, and the son is more interested in music and art. So, sometimes a misfortune can be turned around into something even better.

And by the way, I’m actually thinking of changing their last name from Griffith to Griffin, so that on the polo shirts, where you usually have the alligator, there would be a “griffin” which is a mythological beast with the head of a bird and the body of the horse, and claws that are so big that people use them for drinking cups (I guess after they fall off, because I wouldn’t want to try to clip one off while the griffin could see what you are doing). Don’t believe me? I found it on the internet.

What else is the internet good for? Is it mostly for information? Or for communication? Hmmmm? What do you think?

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